Salvation

210, :(

I’m sure you’ve had those Mormon people or Jehovah Witness people come to your door hoping to turn you from the "dark side" and into the "light".  Well, I have one particular group that just keeps coming back.  And for good reasons.

They’re not a group that I’ve just mentioned.  In fact, I’m not entirely sure what they are, "Watchtower" or something like that I think.  The main reason they keep coming back is because…of me.  They always want to talk to my mom, whom I might have suggested might be interrested in what they have to say.  I keep leading them on thinking that they might get somewhere in this household.  I’m not doing it because I’m starting to "see the light" or anything like that.  I’m just doing it because the one girl that keeps coming back to my door is kinda pretty.  That’s all.  Yeah, I know.  I’m going to hell.  They think they have a potential convert on their hands.  yeah, good luck with that.  They’ve come back like 5 times already since I first answered the door way back in March or something.  One of these days, I’m gonna have to break it to them that we’re not going to convert or anything like that.  Maybe next time….Maybe.

3 Responses to “Salvation”

  1. STEVE Says:

    Ask the pretty girl out or tell them you’re not converting you hellbound bastard!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Karli Says:

    The trouble about asking her out is that she’d probably try to convert me on the date. They are a stubborn bunch after all. I guess I’ll break it to them next time I see them.

  3. doug Says:

    Ask her out and corrupt her to the dark side. Problem solved :p

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