Archive for May, 2005

Ignore him

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

You’ll have to excuse my Jedi wannabe side.  He doesn’t know anything about what’s curently going on.  Welcome to my blog.  Here we will hopefully discover the truth about that one eternally unanswerable question, and no, the answer is not 42.  Am I bipolar?  I’m sure all of you will be interested to know that I did not have any homocidal thoughts today.  That’s a plus you know.  I usually have one every minute when I’m depressed, and it could be about anybody.  Hell sometimes it’s about the mailman that just passes by the house. Sometimes its that guy who makes a turn without using his turn signal.  I just tell my self that it’s all ok.  Nothing bad happened.  Just move along.  I mean sure it could be catastrophic if you don’t make your intentions clear that you’re about to make a left turn and into my car.  Hell I mean it’s only a car.  It only cost my family 15 THOUSAND dollars to get.  I mean hell, It’s not like he knows it.  Although I really should just track him down and kill him withan axe by smashing it through his skull and watch the blood gush out of his head like a fountain.

Oh dear there goes my streak.  Oh well I’ll be back next time.  Who knows maybe I’ll be in a better mood.

Can’t think of a good title

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

First blog.  Nothing mind blowing or life altering here.  Move along now, this isn’t the blog that you’re looking for.